My mother-in-law looked at my wife, who was six months pregnant, and said, “If you’re going to get sick, eat in the bathroom.” I paid for every dinner, every bill, and that night I decided to get revenge for their contempt in a different way.

“If your pregnancy is going to make you sick halfway through dinner, then maybe you should eat in the bathroom so you don’t ruin my daughter’s evening.”

Beverly said it loudly, without lowering her voice, in the same casual tone someone might use to ask for more bread.

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